Q: What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

A: Lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

And I'm half-tempted to steal Kerstin's sweatshirt (not while she's wearing it, of course) that says:

God is dead.
-Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead.
-God

And for some reason I've been disturbingly amused by the new answering machine which Ellie and I have recorded to say "Leave a message" in four languages. The Ellie who graduated last year takes the cake for the best answering machine message, though; hers said something along the lines of "You'll regret this tomorrow if you never leave that message..." and starts quoting Casablanca.